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They’re All Dead

It’s morning and we are eating our cereal.  Annika clearly is out of sorts…although that’s not all that unusual for her.

Annika:  I’m so sad…

Mommy: Why?

Annika: You know my invisible friends?

Mommy: Yes.

Annika: They’re all dead.

Daddy: Oh no…how did they die?

Annika:  I killed them…They said shut up to me…that is not a nice thing to say.

She’s just too cute to take seriously as a serial killer.

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Suddenly He Realized…

Eric is eating cheerios and remarks, “these are good for me, right?”

Mom: “yes.”

Eric: “do these have protein in them?”

Mom: “why don’t you check the box and see?”

Eric turns the box and studies the nutrition information for about 30 seconds, then looks at mom gravely and says, “I forgot. I can’t read.”

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How Not to Comfort Your Sister

After soccer today Annika was very sad (on the ground sobbing) because she was not able to pick up all the cones herself (another boy had picked up a few). Her mommy knelt down and soothingly explained, "Annika it’s okay to be sad, but it’s not okay to throw a fit."  Eric who was listening nearby piped in with this statement. "Annika, I know somthing that will make you even more sad."  He paused.  "I’m going to Nana’s and you’re not coming."  Thanks for the help Eric.

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