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What Would You Bring if You Ran Away?

Eric  and I were sitting at the dinner table when somehow we got on the subject of running away.  Here is Eric’s transcribed list of everything you should bring if you run away:

  • Your mom and dad
  • Sister
  • Knife to cut bears
  • Gun
  • Fruit Snacks
  • Real Snacks
  • Radio
  • Coffee for Mom and Dad
  • Some of your favorite toys
  • Drinks
  • Hat
  • Your Zoobs
  • And some candles
  • And that should be it
  • And a flashlight

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How to explain adpotion to a 5 year old

Eric: Why are you so excited mommy?

Mommy: Well, (pauses searching for an explanation) Eric you know how Shannon had a baby in her belly and then it was born. And, remember how Amy got her baby from Texas. Well, Fawnda is going to be getting a baby but this one…

Eric: (sighs and then blurts) You mean adoption.

[That kid is too smart for his pants:-)]

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